Muker
Walk, 4th September 2014, Report.
Bob Howe

A misty morning greeted 7 men & a dog at Muker on a day which threatened
to be lovely.
Myself and Barney were accompanied by Ken, Steve, John, Dave with Alan
Robinson & Terry Coupland starting out in the picturesque village of
Muker.
The early conversation quietened a little as we climbed the steep farm
road up onto Kisdon side. Opportunities to shed layers and for Stand &
Stare moments were a blessing on the stiff ascent to join the Pennine
Way at Kisdon Farm.
The clearing misty opened up the spectacular scenery and tested our
heads for heights as we followed the Pennine Way almost all the way
to the tiny village of Keld.
Some of us took the chance of scrambling down the slippery path to view
Kisdon Lower force falls at this point. Barney also got his first swim
of the day here - the first of many!
Rejoining the track we crossed the Swale at the point where the Pennine
way & Coast to coast cross over each other. We celebrated this with our
first refreshment stop of the day.
We then wandered on to the ruins of Crackpot Hall and the nearby lead
mining buildings which we thoroughly investigated "Time Team style" (or
should that be Last of the Summer Wine style) in what was now
spectacularly good weather.
Our stroll then continued to through the old lead mining area to Swinner
Gill Kirk where we tested our knowledge of physics by dropping stones
down the air shaft to measure the depth.
The
assembled company of England’s Best failed completely to work out the
relationship between time taken and depth. By my estimate this works out
as more the 50 years of wasted secondary school education!
Undeterred, after some discussion, we decided to drop down the Swinner
Gill back to the Swale at this point via an exposed sheep track. I think
Barney carried the motion with the casting vote on this one.
The path soon opened out into a lovely grassy area where we decided to
have lunch. Dave instantly plunged his feet in the stream and we all
followed his example. More of Dave's water-born activities later!
After
a leisurely lunch we set off again following the Swale downstream and
eventually arrived at Ramps Holme Bridge where we decided to have
another stop and finish our provisions.
Encouraged by Barney, who'd spent most of the walk from Swinnergill in
the river, Dave stripped off and bravely skinny dipped in the Swale.
I'm not sure of the validity of his theory that because he takes his
specs off and can't see anyone, they can't see him, but that didn't stop
him despite a number of innocent bystanders.
I think the sheep appeared the most alarmed, but it's possible Dave’s
reputation had preceded him on this point.
All that was left now was to stroll across the meadows to Muker heading
the the general direction of the "Farmers Arms" to slake our well earned
thirsts.
A couple of vintage tractors (allegedly older than any of our party)
delayed us for a while as we tried to work out what was what on an old
paraffin fuelled Fordson.
Everyone agreed that Dave was the most appropriate person for an action
shot with this relic of a forgotten era (the tractor that is) and
there'll be a photo somewhere.
A few more minutes found us sat out side the pub with fist full’s of "Askrig
Brewery Ale" in a brilliant sunshine. A good pint after a truly Grand
Day Out.
On our way back to the car park we were accosted by Mick who was
allegedly working supervising a group of DoE trekkers.
It was a bit difficult to work out who was working and who was just out
for a Thursday walk, but to be honest no one really cared after such a
brilliant day of 9ish miles and a bit of up & down over one
of Yorkshires most scenic dales. |